Heyyyy, I’m Sam—trying to rebrand as Samantha.
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Let me overshare real quick 🤭
I'm from Cow Town, Maryland, so naturally, Tractor Day was my favorite day of the school year.
I’ve had a running list of inventions since I was 13—just in case Shark Tank needs more contestants.
Every year, my mom makes me a meatloaf to blow out instead of a cake.
I recently discovered that I'm related to Danny DeVito, but unfortunately, I don’t think he knows I exist.
I plan on winning American Idol one day, but until then, I guess I'll be making some ads.